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Living Dead: Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Grateful Dead

Fire On the Mountain

In July of 2007 my high school cross country team traveled to just outside of Boone, North Carolina for a week long training camp. It was nothing official; in fact, we could not technically refer to it as training, or even a team event, as FHSAA rules prevented practice before a certain date. It was officially just a group of friends who all happened to be on the same cross country team, traveling with a few parents and another man who just happened to be their coach.

We piled into a transport van, schlepped the 10 hours up from Florida, and eventually pulled into a rental cabin nestled in the woods by a stream. We had morning and afternoon practices everyday, which mainly consisted of interval training, pacing exercises, and hill work. In between practices, we spent our time exploring the forest, swinging on a rope swing into a nearby river, and generally goofing around as teenagers on an unofficial trip do. We put in a lot of miles that week, but no workout was as tough as our mountain climb. One morning, we drove a few miles from our cabin to the base of Mt. Mitchell, the highest peak east of the Mississippi River. Our coach’s directive: run to the top. 

It was a slog. The uphills were brutal, and the occasional descents were treacherous. Yet the mountain’s forested beauty was breathtaking, and it was on that ascent that I first felt a real bond being formed between me and my other teammates, especially one who would go on to be a lifelong friend. 

About halfway up we came to the state park from which the rest of the trail continued. Yet we had already been running for hours, and we were exhausted. Our coach mercifully decided that we had already proven ourselves and offered to shuttle us back to the cabin. We gladly took up his offer. As a means of celebrating our efforts, Coach’s soundtrack on the way back was the Grateful Dead song “Fire On the Mountain.” It was extremely apropos: not only had we felt the fire in our legs and lungs as we ran up the mount, but the song also begins with the immortal lines “Long distance runner, what you standin’ there for? / Get up, get out, get out of the door.”  

The song is not really about distance running; it’s more of a call to action in regards to personal realization. To our high school ears the music was goofy, with a loping beat that did not lend itself to running. Yet for the rest of the week, whether during warm ups or during a run (in which Coach would drive next to us), we heard that song. It became the theme song for our entire season, and I still have my ‘07 Chamberlain High School XC shirt with FIRE ON THE MOUNTAIN emblazoned across the back. I knew that the song would become a nostalgic memory for me through the trip and our collective experience as a team, but at the time I was unaware of the significance that the band who performed it would come to have in my life.

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…But I Like It: Ranking The Rolling Stones’ Post-1967 Discography

“Oh but Rob,” you probably think. “You wrote so lucidly about The Rolling Stones’ first several albums, are you ever going to drop some insight on the rest of their career?” Don’t worry dear Reader – I’ve got you covered. Ohhh yes! Another Rolling Stones article! In honor of their newest record – the band’s 24th studio album – it only makes sense to look at their remaining studio output, and rank their albums from 1967 onward. That year marks the first time that they released an LP with the same unedited tracklist on both sides of the Atlantic, which makes it much easier to look at the album as a single body of work. 

The Rolling Stones have had a long and winding career, full of ups and downs in both personal life and public favor. The remarkable thing about the band is that no matter the time period, and no matter how they negotiate with contemporary trends in mainstream music, they always end up sounding like themselves, and always seem to have a broad appeal. Of course, over time they’ve put out a few duds, if just because of the law of averages. Even on their worst efforts, there are songs and grooves that add a welcome wrinkle to the broader picture. The Stones are a very tight and capable band, and when you dig into their back catalog it’s surprising to be reminded of how diverse and responsive their sound can be. Even the fact that they included a couple covers on every release is a benefit, not a weakness. They’re a band that spotlight their influences in a way that brings them to the attention of an otherwise ignorant audience. Some say the band was never the same after they expanded beyond the rough garage-blues of the Sixties, or after their fey psychedelic period, or after Brian Jones died. Yet there’s still a common thread that runs through the decades: at the end of the day, outside of influence and changing taste, the Stones remain a band that has a deep understanding and feel for the base foundations of rock, and always do it right. That’s why they remain popular – because if someone likes rock music, they probably like the Rolling Stones.

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“The Sound Resounds:” Ranking Pink Floyd’s Studio Albums

AUTHOR’S NOTE and WARNING: This is an extremely long read. Really, I could have written an entire essay on each album (and in some cases did). But I wanted to give each piece its due and situate it properly into context. Not that I underestimate your commitment nor reading comprehension; of course I would love for you to read and enjoy it. However I personally feel that it grew past its original scope and owe it to you to let you know that this isn’t a quick toilet read (unless you really have to go). I wrote this over a period of some time, and several threads emerged that weave in and out of the whole: how Syd Barrett’s breakdown influenced everything about the band subsequently; how Pink Floyd’s music, lyrical themes, and imagery come together to make a whole greater than the sum of its parts; how The Dark Side of the Moon is the ultimate encapsulation of all of this. Shine On.

What is the sound of space? How do we aurally capture the vast star-speckled expanse of the void, the intractable unknown? Just as the universe holds near infinite possibilities, there are countless ways to signify the feel of outer space: clear, high guitar; textured, effect laden electronics; pulsing, spacey rhythms; a beating undercurrent of menace, yet at the same time a touch of austere beauty. Not coincidentally, these same sonic touchstones also describe the music of that singularly monolithic institution: Pink Floyd.

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In Defense of the Red Hot Chili Peppers: A Ranking

I am here today to talk about the Uplift Mofo Party Plan. A plan based on a band, a band based on a plan.There shall be no slaves in the land of lands, it’s a Hollywood jam.

Over the past 35 years a little band out of California has raised hell and spread good vibes around the world: the Red Hot Chili Peppers. Formed by high school friends and nurtured in the fertile alternative music underground of Eighties Los Angeles, the Chili Peppers have gone on to become one of the most prominent rock bands of the modern era. Unlike other bands that blew up in the Nineties, they aren’t associated with grunge, but combined punk, funk, and psychedelia to create a distinctive brew of sound that earned them a spot in the mainstream while still rewarding deeper listening. More personally, they are one of my favorite bands ever; they happened to release the music video for “Dani California” right when I was 15 years old and just starting to get into music. It hooked me and I’ve been a big fan ever since. 

My fandom, however, isn’t a given, as it seems that just as there are millions of fans around the world, there are also plenty of detractors. It’s very, very common, especially in hip music circles, to bash on the Chili Peppers. It seems like self-serious hipsters just can’t let themselves enjoy something that is supposed to be unabashedly fun. At some point, the Chili Peppers (along with Rage Against the Machine) got blamed for the rise of the often maligned “rap-rock” and nu-metal of the late Nineties, but are musically much more supple than their angsty imitators. They’re also associated in the public’s mind with the bro reggae of Sublime and 311 types. While RHCP do propagate some form of West Coast sunshine chill that is very stoner friendly, frankly they’ve always been way more than just surfer-bro fare. The best of their music is pure emotional expression; whether that emotion be celebration, melancholy, or lust, it comes across with an appealingly good-natured sincerity. Plus they do all this with an instrumental acumen that is far above many dreadlocked peers.

In fact, bassist/trumpeter/sometimes-vocalist/heart-of-the-band Flea is inarguably one of the best bass players ever, who combines energetic slap technique with deeper melodic grooves to create a supple foundation for everything they do. Vocalist Anthony Keidis originally drew from hip-hop as one of the first vocalists to consistently introduce rapping into a rock context, yet over time he’s become more comfortable with melody. Keidis is another major point of criticism for the band to many people. True, he isn’t a traditionally strong singer, but he is certainly distinct and a great performer. His lyrics often seem unclear or juvenile, but at the same time his abstract associations build upon themselves to conjure unique images that strike to the heart of an emotion. While I agree that Keidis is the weak link of the group, they certainly wouldn’t be the same band without him. I think most fans acknowledge this, and take it with knowingly good humor. The Peps have boasted several guitarists and drummers over the years who have each added their own spice to the proceedings; Chad Smith has been a reliable beatmaster since 1989, while their most frequent and successful six-string man John Frusciante has come to be acknowledged as one of the most brilliant guitarists of his generation.

At the end of the day, a little band that started as a side project between friends has built up into an alt-rock institution. The musical chemistry and genuine personal love between the Red Hot Chili Peppers, forged through both immense success and unfathomable tragedy, has spawned great, versatile music over the course of their career. We’re due for another release to come out on April 1st called Unlimited Love. With Frusciante back in the fold for the first time in a decade, expectations are high. No matter what we get, I’m confident that it will enhance the ongoing saga of one of the best bands of our time.

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I Digress: An Unvarnished Take on the Taylor Swift v. Damon Albarn Songwriting Controversy

The floodgates are opened, and there is no turning back. The social media mob is out in full force. Someone wrongly criticized Taylor Swift. On Tuesday, it was revealed that as part of an interview with The LA Times, British musician Damon Albarn stated that he doesn’t believe that Taylor Swift writes her own songs. 

Some background. Damon Albarn was the lead singer for Nineties alt-rock band Blur, and since the new millennium is primarily known for being the lead creative force in the virtual hip-hop band Gorillaz. He’s also been part of supergroup The Good, The Bad & the Queen with The Clash’s Paul Simonon, The Verve’s Simon Tong, and Tony Allen, who played with Fela Kuti. He also put out The Rocket Juice & The Moon, a collaboration with Flea and Tony Allen, as well as a string of collaborations with various African musicians. On top of all that, Albarn sporadically releases music under his own name. Needless to say, he has had a varied, influential, and in all regards successful career in the music industry for about 30 years.

Taylor Swift needs no introduction. If you have followed anything about music or popular culture at all over the past 15 years, you know who she is. The country-turned-all-around-pop star has amassed an amazing amount of commercial and critical success on the back of her personal songwriting and stylistic evolution. She’s also just as notable for the control she exerts over her image and career compared to many other female stars, as well as several high-profile relationships and celebrity feuds. I can confidently say, with no reservation, that Swift is one of the biggest celebrities in the world, by any measure.

If there is one thing Swift’s massive army of fans, dubbed “Swifties,” will tell you, it’s that she writes her own songs. This has been foundational to her narrative and persona from the beginning, and a big reason why her success is so lauded in the mainstream. It’s truly perplexing, then, why Albarn would so confidently state otherwise.

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Covers: All Along the Watchtower

For the next edition of my Covers series, I’m looking at one of the most legendary songs ever: “All Along the Watchtower.” Originally written and recorded by Bob Dylan, it was soon made definitive by Jimi Hendrix, who turned the lyrical drama up to 11 and unleashed one of his most iconic solos. It’s a rare instance in which the cover is almost universally acknowledge as better than the original. Perhaps that’s why it hasn’t been covered in the studio by as wide a range of artists as our previous entry “Dancin’ in the Streets.” Jimi already nailed it, so what’s the use of even trying?

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Covers: Dancing In the Street

Sometimes, things just feel right. My most recent post blew up big time, so I’m using this as an opportunity to launch a new series that I’ve wanted to do for a while now. It’s called simply Covers. There exist some songs that transcend the moment which produced them, and go on to be universal. Often this results in a supremely well known and loved recording of a song that becomes scripture set in stone for generations to come. But just as often, the universality of a song allows it to be performed by many different artists in their own styles. Some versions are better than others, yet all of the varied interpretations can tell us much about the time and place they were recorded. So I’m going to take a look at a single song and run down the many cover versions of said song, while taking a look at what each reading can tell us about the performing artist and/or their cultural moment.

I’m beginning the Covers series with the most beloved (and often covered!) songs of the rock era: Martha and the Vandellas’ immortal “Dancing In the Street.” As summer arrives and we all itch to get back outside and celebrate with our long quarantined neighbors, it seems like the perfect place to start.

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Phoebe Bridgers VS. The Danelectro Guitar

This weekend on Saturday Night Live, musical guest Phoebe Bridgers smashed her guitar. It came at the end of the song “I Know the End,” her second performance of the night. Overall, it was a strong performance. But the big news story has nothing to with her music, but her act of smashing her guitar into an amp. Can you believe it??

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The Many Roads through New Music

    After far too long, I’ve finally begun listening to Idles, the British punk band who have been whipping up adulation since their debut LP from 2017. I had them recommended to me at the time, so I looked them up. I don’t even remember which song I heard, but for whatever reason it did not sit well with me. So I essentially wrote them off. In 2020 they put out their third full length to massive acclaim, and I completely ignored it. Thankfully, in response to my year-end review, a friend called me out on my oversight and finally convinced me to give Idles another try.

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No Stone Unturned: Excavating The Rolling Stones’ Early Catalogue

In my most recent prior post, in which I nebulously reflect on what it means to see The Rolling Stones in concert, I mention that their longevity as a functioning band has seemed to actually hurt their image in the eyes of young modern music fans. Since their sound and image has been so incorporated into the broader definition of rock, it’s difficult to appreciate their contributions without prior context. 

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