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King Gizzard & the Lizard Wizard: A Gen-Z Rock Band for the Social Media Age

Rock is dead, or so they say: bands don’t top the charts or chart cultural trends any more; guitar is no longer the central focus of pop music. The reasons for this are myriad: the rise of hip-hop over the past 40 years has supplanted rock as the primary musical revolution, which in itself is slowly being supplanted by electronic music. The realities of the music industry and broader economy make it more difficult to support a group of musicians; it is much less expensive and easier to focus on one single person making music. Focus has shifted to producers and bedroom musicians, crafting every sound themselves in a home studio. These sonic morsels can be delivered directly to fans online, skipping the traditional need for label distribution. 

Rock is, of course, very much NOT dead. (And long may it live!) It is just not front and center, which is perfectly alright. In fact, the entire music community has become more fragmented. If you are not a giant common denominator pop star like Lady Gaga, you are not going to be sitting atop the mainstream. The internet has allowed people to find the music that they want to listen to without the radio or mainstream media, which has contributed to the lack of monoculture within music. Everyone is part of their own scene, not connected to a geographical place but distributed across the world via the World Wide Web wherever sympathetic ears reside. 

In this current moment, there may be no better home of pure unadulterated rock and roll than the Land Down Under. Throughout the history of rock, Australia has birthed a plethora of quality artists, but has especially been carrying the torch over the past 15 years. The biggest commercial success is psychedelic Perth outfit Tame Impala. Over the years, frontman Kevin Parker has moved to working with many big names across the music landscape, helping to install his sound firmly into the mainstream cultural zeitgeist. 

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The Problem With Star Wars, and Why I Keep Watching

I watch every piece of Star Wars content that is released, in theaters or on Disney+. You’d think that would make me a hardcore Star Wars fanatic. I suppose it does, from a certain point of view. Yet if I’m going to choose an adjective to describe the nature of my fanaticism to George Lucas’s 47 year old science-fantasy space opera, it would be “die-hard.” That’s because I think that I am going to continue to watch every piece of Star Wars content released forever, until I die, regardless of quality. This is because I was so hooked in my youth, so formed by both the original and prequel trilogies (plus the sundry media surrounding them), that I have become somehow intrinsically tied to the series. Its successes bring me joy, and its missteps bring me frustration.

I watched those movies religiously in my youth. It was the whole point of loving the series – enjoying the great stories play out on the silver screen. The last time that I saw the original 1977 picture, at a Star Wars Day showing in 2022, I was giddy with how great of a movie it still is. As a movie fan, it’s fun to go back and watch movies that you love, flaws and all. As a Star Wars fan, you’d think I’d rewatch my favorite Star Wars films on occasion. Yet I don’t.

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Joyous Noise: Hark, How I Hate Christmas Music

Contrary to my often cynical outward persona, I love the holidays. The way people come together, the decor, the palpable magic in the air. What I don’t love is the music. That isn’t to say that there isn’t great Christmas music out there, because there is. Some of the most beautiful music ever has been composed to commemorate the birth of Christ, and the modern observance of the holiday has provided us with tons of warm-hearted, nostalgic chestnuts.

Yet I cannot stand modern, commercial Christmas music. It’s the complete opposite of anything tasteful, tuneful, engaging, or even fun.

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I Digress: An Unvarnished Take on the Taylor Swift v. Damon Albarn Songwriting Controversy

The floodgates are opened, and there is no turning back. The social media mob is out in full force. Someone wrongly criticized Taylor Swift. On Tuesday, it was revealed that as part of an interview with The LA Times, British musician Damon Albarn stated that he doesn’t believe that Taylor Swift writes her own songs. 

Some background. Damon Albarn was the lead singer for Nineties alt-rock band Blur, and since the new millennium is primarily known for being the lead creative force in the virtual hip-hop band Gorillaz. He’s also been part of supergroup The Good, The Bad & the Queen with The Clash’s Paul Simonon, The Verve’s Simon Tong, and Tony Allen, who played with Fela Kuti. He also put out The Rocket Juice & The Moon, a collaboration with Flea and Tony Allen, as well as a string of collaborations with various African musicians. On top of all that, Albarn sporadically releases music under his own name. Needless to say, he has had a varied, influential, and in all regards successful career in the music industry for about 30 years.

Taylor Swift needs no introduction. If you have followed anything about music or popular culture at all over the past 15 years, you know who she is. The country-turned-all-around-pop star has amassed an amazing amount of commercial and critical success on the back of her personal songwriting and stylistic evolution. She’s also just as notable for the control she exerts over her image and career compared to many other female stars, as well as several high-profile relationships and celebrity feuds. I can confidently say, with no reservation, that Swift is one of the biggest celebrities in the world, by any measure.

If there is one thing Swift’s massive army of fans, dubbed “Swifties,” will tell you, it’s that she writes her own songs. This has been foundational to her narrative and persona from the beginning, and a big reason why her success is so lauded in the mainstream. It’s truly perplexing, then, why Albarn would so confidently state otherwise.

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Trying to Guess What Kind of Music Better Than Ezra Makes Based Solely On Their Instagram

In the wake of comedian Norm Macdonald’s unfortunate passing, I saw a clip of him closing a Nineties-era Saturday Night Live Weekend Update with the joke “And this week on the college charts, at number 1 we have Better Than Ezra, and at number 2 we have…Ezra.”

It’s a funny joke, because, as we all know, Better Than Ezra is a band that existed in the 1990s. Right? And that name screams to be lampooned. Because it surely means something…but what? Who is this poor sap Ezra who the band decided to permanently degrade? Thinking about this trivial mystery made me realize that, outside of being vaguely aware of their existence, I’ve never heard one Better Than Ezra song. I do not even know what kind of music they make. I guess some form of alt-rock? Because that’s broadly what all 90s bands played? I guess?

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Some of These Are Not Like the Others: Recognition in the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame

There’s nothing that’s more important to rock n’ rollers than establishment recognition. Right? Wait…I thought rock was about sticking it to the man in a fit of progressive rebellion! I guess it depends on who you ask. If you ask the good folks at the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame in Cleveland, Ohio, they will tell you that the Hall of Fame is a way to highlight those artists who best represent the spirit of rock and whose influence on culture is undeniable. If you ask others, the HoF is a good ol’ boys club in which gatekeepers and those already inducted get to lift up more of their own. 

In reality, it’s probably more in the middle. On one hand, it makes sense to have an institution to preserve and honor the contributions of great musicians. Over the past 65 years, rock & roll has had an incalculable influence on our societal mindset, fashion, business, and art. The music that The Greats have made means many things to different people, but we all have memories and emotions tied to songs, albums, and bands. It’s very edifying to have your favorite singer or band enshrined in the Hall of Fame, proof that others agree with what you’ve always known: that these guys rock. (I want to stress that I use the term “guys” as a gender-neutral collective pronoun).

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Phoebe Bridgers VS. The Danelectro Guitar

This weekend on Saturday Night Live, musical guest Phoebe Bridgers smashed her guitar. It came at the end of the song “I Know the End,” her second performance of the night. Overall, it was a strong performance. But the big news story has nothing to with her music, but her act of smashing her guitar into an amp. Can you believe it??

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The Many Roads through New Music

    After far too long, I’ve finally begun listening to Idles, the British punk band who have been whipping up adulation since their debut LP from 2017. I had them recommended to me at the time, so I looked them up. I don’t even remember which song I heard, but for whatever reason it did not sit well with me. So I essentially wrote them off. In 2020 they put out their third full length to massive acclaim, and I completely ignored it. Thankfully, in response to my year-end review, a friend called me out on my oversight and finally convinced me to give Idles another try.

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Why I’ll Never Do A “Best Guitarists” List

The guitar. What’s in a guitar? It’s an instrument. It’s a symbol. The guitar is the symbol of rock, to be sure, but beyond that it’s essentially emblematic of popular music in general (at least in the past century). It means youth and sound and excitement and rebellion. It symbolizes sonic possibilities and is a shorthand for “cool.” Weilding a six-string transcends music and becomes emblematic of an entire worldview.

That’s the reason why rock fans love to talk about guitarists. Besides being the primary musical driver in most bands, a guitarist’s style and sound also helps define the musical and aesthetic values of the listener. Whom do you like, and why do you like it?

Last month we lost one of the true titans of rock n’ roll, Eddie Van Halen. He was the embodiment of the guitar shredder archetype, who’s flash, technique, and energetic performance fundamentally reshaped how people conceived of the guitar as an instrument and as an icon. Along with the rest of his namesake band, Van Halen almost single-handedly defined the sound of hard rock for the entirety of the 1980s, and in doing so altered the path of popular music. Not bad for a career retrospective, right? 

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Heavy vs. Hard: It’s All In The Vibe

“That’s heavy.” We all know what that means. The thing in discussion carries weight, either emotionally, philosophically, or physically. But what about in regards to music? Two terms often used to discuss music are heavy and hard. Some may think that the two can be used interchangeably, but this is not the case. They are adjectives that describe two related but separate concepts. Since I write about music and use the terms often, I think it’s worthwhile to define them.

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